Felix & Willow Good morning to Chaos

About this book

Good Morning to Chaos is a collection of short stories documenting Felix's daily descent into madness when breakfast is late... and it's his humans who suffer for it.Felix does not wake gently.He wakes with purpose. With performance. With carefully planned escalation and psychological warfare conducted entirely before the sun rises.Told from Felix's dramatic point of view, these stories chronicle the avoidable famines, the unhinged tactics, and the inevitable consequences of trusting sleeping humans. Each morning is a new tragedy. Each empty bowl a personal betrayal. Each victory earned through chaos, spite, and impeccable tuxedoed presentation.If you've ever lived with a cat who treats dawn like a battlefield and breakfast like a hostage negotiation, you'll recognise every moment.You'll laugh. You'll wince. You'll feel deeply seen.Because Felix isn't just a cat.