Where's My New Thing?

About this book

WARNING! Contains upsetting scenes for both serial buyers of plastic tat and luxury-mad snobs. A comic take on our throw-away society. A light-hearted look at the dangers of wanting more (and more!). Where's My New Thing? is funny, fast-paced, and to quote some actual school children, 'epic', 'magical', and 'cool'!WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT?Lily and Tom are on a mission to save their friends, the electric-haired Fahairies. Luxury-mad Shraks plan to capture the Fahairies and steal the energy in their hair to power their lavish lifestyles.The children must brave the mighty Gromplings and their terrifying nostrils, travel through the life-sapping Ghost Wood, climb the Crumple Mountain with its flying artwork, and search for an oracle that won't keep still. Will they accomplish their mission before the Fahairies' lives are destroyed forever, or will the Universe itself have to intervene?Praise from pre-publication reviewers aged 8-12: Funny. Cool. Adventurous. The plot is fantastic. Magical. Epic. It's hard to put down. Crazy. Exciting. It's very unique. Thank you for writing this brilliant book. This is Olive Pocket's first book. It won't be her last.10% of profits from the sale of this book go to charities helping our furry, feathered, and buggy friends.