Dad Jokes

About this book

A USA Today bestseller! Dad Jokes: the good, the bad, and the terrible--the perfect funny Christmas gift for dads and pun-lovers alike!With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, grandpas, and all the fathers-to-be, this bestselling joke book is the ideal laugh-out-loud gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (and terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. A great holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant gag gift, or gift for Father's Day, birthdays, and more!These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me."Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me."I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?A: The road.